Warning: Harry Potter book 7 spoilers in this post. But you know what? The book's been out for 3 freaking days, deal with it.
So in my defense, I thought Lou had already read the book. All the way. Me, I read the last two chapters and have depended on Wikipedia and online reviews for the rest. (Yes, I hear you die-hard fans boo'ing me.)
We were in the car on the way home yesterday, and hyped up on all the stuff I'd read that day about the book, I said "You know, I don't understand why J.K. Rowlings had to up and kill one of the Weasley twins."
And he looked mad.
"WHAT? Why did you tell me that? I didn't know that part!"
"But I thought you had finished the book," I said. "You knew how it ended."
"But I didn't know the REST. Don't tell me ANYTHING else."
I'll bet you wish you were married to someone as awesome as me.