Hee. This might be my best journaling, ever. Here, I'll put it here to make it easier to read:
So guess what -- I can tell you exactly what Aries was thinking during our visit, as she sat perched at the top of the cat tree house for most of it. “You people have got to be insane if you think I’m staying down there on the floor. I mean, Jake’s a nice kid and all, but what’s with him trying to carry me around ALL the freaking time? And it’s just not fair that you removed my claws. I can’t even defend myself! And with those two crazy dogs, fighting and running around constantly? How much crack are you smoking? There’s no way I’d be down there on the floor, and frankly I’m a little disappointed in YOU for staying down there.” Yeah, she’s got some attitude, but she’s a good cat. :)