I'm back, with 5 new Jake funnies. :)
GAMING:
-- Jake was playing Super Smash Brothers on the Wii and was fighting as Wario. I walked in and said "Jake! Why are you running over a girl with a motorcycle?" He said "What. She's my competitor."
Sorry, Zelda.
-- Jake, as we were driving to pick my nephew Chris up from the airport: ". . . and he can play any of my Wii games if he wants. Wait, how old is he?" Me "Like 27?" Jake "Oh, ok. He can play all of them."
Thanks for being concerned about his impressionable mind there, Jake.
-- Jake and I were playing Wii Sports Resort speed slice (sword play) and he got mad that I kept beating him. He yelled "Can't you take it easy on me?" And since I am a caring and loving mom, I yelled back . . . "PLAY BETTER."
-- Jake's answer when I asked him if the first Harry Potter movie was too scary for him? "Are you kidding? I kill zombies." (He plays "Plants versus Zombies" on the computer.)
and one in the category of
DESTRUCTION:
One night last week after taking a bath, he asked "How many gallons of water would it take to flood our whole house?" Shocked, I just said "JAKE!" And he said "Ok, fine - how many for just the bathroom?"
We proceeded to have a very enlightening conversation about mold. *sigh*
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