Well, after my previous entry (about how destructive Jake is - and I didn't even include the worst offense! Gonna have to save that story for another time), I decided to post some more Jake funnies. 'Cause yeah, the kid is systematically trying to destroy my house, but he's also completely hilarious (and serious in his hilarity.)
I just realized I haven't posted any Jake funnies since June, and I actually have so many I'm going to have to break it up into several entries. :) So here's the first five.
-- Jake, on Target food services popcorn: "This is like . . . 5% disgusting, 95% awesome."
-- Jake on a recent drive home: "oh, do you smell that? Is that skunk? Or . . . like . . . wet dog?"
-- We got stuck behind a very slow moving semi-truck on the way to Target one night. As I contemplated driving around it, I muttered "Come on, is it REALLY so hard to drive?" Jake piped up from the backseat: "Must be a beginner."
-- One day I bought a 10 pack of fun-sized Kit-Kat bars. I was upstairs doing housework the next night, and when I came back down, Jake said "Mom, there's only one Kit-Kat left." (pause) "I got kind of carried away."
-- Jake one day this summer, on why I should take him out for ice cream: "I've been good lately. I haven't gotten in trouble for like . . . several days."
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